Forest of the Damned (2005) – Johannes Roberts.

'You're all gonna Die!!!'

A ubiquitously querulous van-load of young folk take an ill-fated trip into an isolated forest, freakishly inhabited by angelic, rabidly lustful succubi, these deliciously hot nubiles are obligingly nude for your erotic edifications! Naked, uninhibited, hyper-libidinous Bi-curious sin sirens are a heaven sent blessing, and if I had to be violently gored to death in an amiable British B-Schlocker, one could a lot worse than being gruesomely mauled by fuck-hungry, forest-dwelling hell vixens! While the dialogue is excruciatingly prosaic, populated by equally inane, eminently snuff-able B-Movie prototypes, I couldn't help but enjoy the prodigious goofiness herein!

Technically, Forest of the Damned proves competent enough, Tom Savini is in it, Slugs impresario Shaun Hutson provides a fun cameo, and I can't be too harsh on a low-budget backwoods Blood-spiller with such sinisterly slinky antagonists! Not excessively gory, but there's bloody bludgeoning, close quarters shot-gunning, moderate neck-rippage, grisly face trauma, overly forceful lip nibbling, and a rigorously administered decapitation! Our tall, red-headed hero is bland, yet handsome, and his attractively willowy squeeze is suitably spunky, with distractingly beautiful eyes. In spite of being so poorly written, the photography is decent, providing one, or two credible spook-outs, making Forest of the Damned a decent watch for less uppity B-Horror fans.