Tuesday, June 9, 2026

 Nikos The Impaler(2003) Andreas Schnaas.


Unrepentantly Evil despot Nikos (Schnaas) is slain for his abominable crimes, and 1,000 years later he is bloodily resurrected in a New York art gallery, whereupon he dispatches all the gallery patrons in a zestily gruesome fashion. With a visibly increased budget, Nikos is a demonstratively slicker gore-blaster than Violent Shit III, but unapologetically delivers the ultra violence, with voluminous Goblets of Gore, exceedingly splattery head trauma, sanguinary sword slashing, and super-intense intestinal abuses! Not unlike splatter-cult Violent Shit III, Nikos is a supremely brutal amalgamation of visceral slasher tropes, gratuitous Grindhouse gore, and mindlessly medieval mayhem! Often blackly funny, with compellingly grisly content, Niko's The Impaler's spectacularly OTT New York kill-frenzy makes Jason Takes Manhattan look like My Dinner With Andre! Even with the increased budget/production value, Schnaas's monomaniacal predilection for medieval terror masks, and anthropophagous lookee-likee killers remains absolutely unchanged, making Nikos a more than viable entry-level splatter-overload for any interested Schnaas noob!













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  Nikos The Impaler(2003) Andreas Schnaas. Unrepentantly Evil despot Nikos (Schnaas) is slain for his abominable crimes, and 1,000 years ...