Cathy's
Curse (1977) – Eddy Matalon.
'Go
on! You filthy female cow, make us laugh!!!!'

A
family move into the father's (Alan Scarfe) ostentatious ancestral
abode, his high-anxiety wife (Beverly Murray), still traumatized from
a recent tragedy, and their only child, blonde moppet Cathy (Randi
Allen), who immediately proceeds to brattishly spook-out all in
sundry with her hellaciously skeevey doll in deliciously
fromage-laden French Canadian creeper Cathy's Curse. Steeped with
such overripe ingredients as these can have a tendency to spoil over
time, happily, the lengthy maturation process has galvanized the
inherent kitschy kookiness, the crudamentary FX, and mirthsome mock
melodrama, making Cathy's Curse an enjoyable, creaky-creepy,
supernaturally-inflected soap opera to cherish! There's some especially
flavoursome dialogue, delivered over earnestly by over eager actors,
providing a splendour of unplanned hilarity! Two of the most
endearing characters are shambling dipso gardener Paul, who bares a
distractingly uncanny likeness to Fleetwood Mac Drummer, Mick
Fleetwood, and a blandly inauthentic medium, her sterile lines
delivered with all the dynamism of a congealed omelette, her
confrontation with a tweaked grammie Clampett is B-Movie gold! All too few
film-makers can resist recycling the water into blood gag, but
Cathy's Curse had the chutzpah to up the ante, by queasily throwing
in an additional fistful of yucky-sucky leeches!
