Tuesday, February 9, 2021

‘Miss Leslie's Dolls' (1973) - Joseph G. Prieto.

‘Miss Leslie's Dolls' - Who WOULDN'T want to play with REAL dolls!’ But do take special care when toying with this bizarre, grimly subversive, fiendishly freaked-out occult nightmare! Previously considered lost, this fabulous freak-fest is more dangerously deranged ‘Madhouse’ than ditsy Dollhouse. Welcome to a truly hellish, backwoods B-Movie bedlam, this scurvy curve ball of deliciously whacked-out, creepy-kitsch 70s weirdness will play havoc with your troubled think sponge! The darkly bewitching Miss Leslie's Dolls remains an unhinged, body snatching, Axe-swinging, sexually sinister, ketchup-slinging Grindhouse sickie, gleefully twisting your poor noodle into a quivering morass of alphabetti-splatter-spaghetti! 

‘That most murderously malign madam, Miss Leslie sure ‘aint no lady, and she doesn’t play nicely with others!’


'Don't be so sad, it's the 70s, honey, a big fuzzy cooch is the zeitgeist!'

'The first one to make pussy gag get's trap-door'd into the gator tank!'  

'I thought you'd be bigger?'

'I'm gonna hypnotize your ass onto my face, Charlie, and ya' gonna like it!'







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