'Criminally Insane' (1975) - Nick Millard.

250 pile-driving pounds of marvellously malefic, maniacal fury, that mountainous, morbidly obese meat eater, Fat Ethel's 'aint no jovial jury, get on her bad side, she'll judge you uncouthly, hacking off your head like a battle-hardened Valkyrie, bleeding you out dry like a Halal turkey, rendering your pale carcass into jerky, and after her righteous killing spree, this biblically rotund, head cheese harvesting harpy will heroically gobble up your mortal remains with fiendish alacrity, gnawing on your gizzards, staring dead-eyed at 'Love Boat' on the TV! 

'The only thing bigger than Fat Ethel's mouth is her cleaver and she 'aint all that polite with either of 'em!' - Weirdlingwolf.

'Fat Ethel makes King Kong look like a plucked chicken! - Philomena Fellatio / Salon Titty.

'If you appreciate some generous girth with your murderous mirth, the macabre machinations of this psychotic, plasma-sucking sow will have you masticating like a monkey!!!!' - Finneas Flange the Ferociously Fapping Fink.

     

 

'This 'aint the look of remorse, I'm hungry!'

'Doc said as long as I can still open the door I can eat what I want!'

'I told the director that binding looks a bit flimsy for one so husky as thee!'

'Frozen ass meat tastes better sweeter you might imagine!'

'Outta my way I'm on a bloody spree!'