Tuesday, February 9, 2021

 'Boarding House' (1982) - John Wintergate.

'Boarding House' is one audaciously top-ten, top-popping scream teen tormentor! A low-rent B-movie monstrosity of titillatingly Tromatized, skid row-skeezey, cheap-as-chips, twice-as-greazy, groovily girl-goring, death-dreaming delirium! Watch in bicuspid-bashing terror as some erotically challenged, sick-headed, fat-backed, funk-baller, righteously slays a bodacious bevy of sickly sweet-lookin', big haired, pneumatically jugged, goofy-headed, aerobically-assed. uber-babes! 'Boarding House' can ONLY admit those hardier sick-headed souls able to cope with such inhumane resolve-dissolving excesses of conniption-inducing, scalp-singing, gut-churning, generously cheese-laden 80s horror!!!! This is one hotly-buttered, thickly slice n' diced, hellaciously hardcore murder-mess of serially slashing, arterially spraying, blissfully bloody, bodaciously babe-slaying B-Movie madness! - 'Who might actually dare to spend one frightful night at the 'Boarding House?...where the rent won't KILL YOU, but something else WILL!!!'


'Alternate far more audacious artwork!'

'Motley crude!'






 





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