Monday, February 8, 2021

 'Space Truckers' (1996) - Stuart Gordon.

I never once ever felt that maverick genre genius, Stuart Gordon's sublimely silly sci-fi spectacular, 'Space Truckers' (1996) to be one of his lesser films, quite the contrary, as it has a wickedly knowing, blithely sardonic, idiosyncratically freewheeling ‘space-madness’ all of its very own! And, come on now??? Having the permanently stratosphere-surfing, spaced-out superstar Dennis Hopper as a ceaselessly cracking wise, cigar-sucking space captain and his preternaturally nubile crew of Stephen Dorf doing righteously earnest battle against the comic-book, malevolent machinations of that sinisterly salacious cyborg, the cosmos pillaging creep, Charles Dance, was always going to be a galactic-sized, atom-smashing classic! I really liked this when I first saw it way back in my analogue video haze, and I dig it unconditionally now! Crank up some Deep Purple and take a galactic gander at ‘Space Truckers’!!!!


'Dorf has got the sweetest, most tickle-able pits, dude!'

'I swear you're gonna swoon right onto my Johnson, baby!'

'Sigue Sigue Sputnik!' 

'Wait until she groks my wang pulse generator! Dorf won't get a look in!' 




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