'Parole Violators' (1994) - Patrick G. Donahue.

Sean 'Blood Hands' Donahue is the implausibly resilient, zero tolerance Miles, disillusioned ex-cop turned righteous video vigilante, using one steely, muscular hand to film the parole violating skells, the other as his clenched, iron-hard hammer of ultimate vengeance, always primed and cocked to permanently retire recidivist criminals, sending their ragged, busted-up remains to the misbegotten hell that spawned them!  BOOM!!!!! It is a genuinely elusive thrill to discover a bodacious B-Movie that is quite so generously stuffed to bursting point with audaciously entertaining weirdness and untamed psychotronic madness, but 'Patrol Violators' is all that and a freebie packet of gin-soaked prophylactics! There's a trauma-inducing, super-freaky logic to the Donahue brother's energized,low budget, high-test, high impact fight frenzy schematics! If you don't understand something, kick it!!! Shoot at it!!! Shout at it!!! Or throw yourself manfully on top of a rapidly moving vehicle! Right on! Miles is one tenacious Video Cop!!!

From the gutsy opening sequence wherein the despicable sleaze, Chino (Rey Garcia) is released from a 5-year stretch, the giddy viewer discovers somewhat ironically that 'Parole Violators' takes no prisoners, as pint-sized, powerhouse kickboxing crim-killer, Miles and his honourable Kung Fu crusade to righteously clean up the skell-encrusted streets is an unrelenting tour de force of spleen-shattering, Bad Guy busting, bullet-thrashing bellicosity that is wholly unsurpassed in its relentless, fur-flailing ferocity! The vivid, non-stop action and hyperactive weirdness makes 'The Miami Connection' look like month old baloney! As the dangerously nerve-strafing stunts, stupendously earnest, unfiltered 'acting' and frequent grisly-gory fight scenes overwhelm you like, Jim Van Bebber's 'Deadbeat at Dawn' on tainted Donkey biscuits!

Rigorously maintaining DTV action movie protocols, the 'maniacal climax in the Abandoned Warehouse' is a triumphant symphony of generously blood-spattered, awesomely acrobatic svelte-limbed savagery and gonzo Gun Fu mayhem! But be prepared to put reality into a blender while you experience 'Parole Violators' as you shall never see action movies in quite the same way again! In summation, I sincerely feel that the astronomically bonkers 'Parole Violators' has the kind of singularly frenzied, hyperbolic madness you only generally see in a Godfrey Ho 'cut n' paste-Ninja epic', and if Wile E Coyote made B-Movies it might well resemble, Patrick G. Donahue's vastly under praised, dopamine-injected DTV doozie! 

'While many ancient legends claim that the big cheese string in the sky made the earth and all its myriad marvels in 6 days, but it remains is a provable fact that low budget mavericks, Patrick G. Donahue and his fleet-fisted brother, Sean created 'Parole Violators' with their own fight-calloused hands!!! A heroic, hard-hitting celluloid reality, thereby engendering nothing less than a bona fide martial arts miracle!'BOOM!!!!' - Weirdlinwolf.

'Faster than you!'

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'I'd like to see Hannibal Lecter poke a hole in a kid's boat without blinking!!!'

'You say I'm compensating but I gotta a hella big dick too, baby!'

'You'd never think I designed this sweet-lookin' tattoo myself, dude!

'I said no butts, but I didn't say anything about shotgun butts, skinhead dude!''

'Danger! Will Robinson!!!!'

'I'm usually passive-aggressive, but today I gotta' gun pointed at your cheesy-peas noggin!'

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'I got them lady nuts good, skeezer!'

'I think the director hired me because I had my own gun, dude!'