'Satan's Baby Doll' (1982) – Mario Bianchi.

As a good catholic boy I was once taught to only expose my young misfit mind to theologically edifying works of god-fearing fright! The angelically 80s, divinely wrong-headed, Video-era relic 'Satan's Baby Doll' remains one truly essential, unholy spirited, sweaty Psalmed, ghastly genuflected grindhouse classic of immaculately intoxicating Italianate insanity! A celebratory cathedral of sublime celluloid sin, Bianchi's supernaturally sordid, fleshly fabulous, soft-horn horror-show is blessed with an abundance of sanctifying, smut-slathered shuntage, ominously occult orgies of voyeuristic villainy, and diabolically delivered death! You can certainly bash more than your bible to muck maestro Mario Bianchi's super-sleazy, quick-wristed, catacomb creepy, morbidly necromantic, satanically twisted shocker 'Satan's Baby Doll', starring scintillatingly sexy Euro-cult legends Mariangela Giordano, Jaqueline Dupré, and swarthy spaghetti western icon, Aldo Sambrell.

This blissfully bizarre B-movie bacchanal will sensationally sleaze your mind, stiffen more than your resolve, put some righteous funk into the most miserabilist monk, titillate the holiest of holies, and bring y'all closer to the god-head! So don't be a martyr to midnight movie mediocrity! Kneel before the triumphantly trashy altar of monotheistic madness that is 'Orgasmo Di Satana' aka 'Satan's baby Doll'. And much respect to the celestially sonorous score by beat-master Nico Cantanese that delivers some devilishly sweet grooves to your B-Horror-loving dome. Infamous splatter film-maker Mario Bianchi is no mere frivolous frock teaser, since he put the 'X' back into the exorcist, and righteously put the spear of god back into horror, as his frequently celebrated, starkly sinister scuzz-fest 'Satan's Baby Doll' gives you wings! 

 ...just pray no one puts 'Satan's Baby Doll' in your corner!