'Dead Body Man' (2004) – Ryan Cavalline.

Continuing the sordid legacy of infamous German serial killer Fritz Haarmann, the more prosaic sounding cannibal creep 'Willie' (Eddie Benevich) doesn't so much live to eat, but KILLS whom he meats! Willie, a catastrophically demented young man receives a malevolent missive from a needful, cupboard-dwelling deity who piously informs him that he must dutifully kill one sinner a day, which very soon grimly escalates to a gruesome 5-a-slay habit! Clumsily shot on analogue video for additionally fuzzoid, fly-on-the-wall verisimilitude, director Cavalline's sensationally crude, exquisitely expletive-laden, deliciously tasteless no-budget splatter-fest is a thing of rare B-Movie beauty indeed, with absolutely no production values at all, scratchy lo-fi sound, palsied camerawork, endearingly rudimentary gore FX, and a majestically mental menagerie of atrocious acting talent, excluding the legitimately inspired, dementedly unfiltered performance by the heroically histrionic Benevich, which boisterously raised this undeservedly obscure, hysterically hateful, hooker hacking hootenanny to that of a triumphantly trashy, zero-budget, blood-spattered gem! These deliriously debased shenanigans are clearly inspired by maestro H.G Lewis, Henenlotter's 'Basket Case', and the blissfully bloodily exuberant burlesque of 'Bloodsucking Freaks'! 'Dead Body Man' is a roughly hewn, boorishly brilliant, home-scum hack-fest which unleashes a non-stop cavalcade of calamitously cheap-jack, jugular-jacking S.O.V jackanapes!!!

No budget impresario Ryan Cavalline's gallopingly grisly, sensationally sordid S.O.V, micro-budget terror travesty demonstratively proves that all us divinely-inspired dead body men must sick together! It's 'The Room' meats 'Blood Feast' with funnier chicks, sexier rubes and hotter dialogue! I have guilelessly wasted a goodly portion of my brain sponge wading through an increasingly toxic tide of celluloid swill to sporadically unearth B-Movie treasure, and all too rarely does anything quite so malodorous-looking as 'Dead Body Man' belie the uncommon wealth of morbidly meaty entertainments within! and the fabulously lurid exchange between the increasingly irate 'Car Victim' (Syn Devil) and spitting-mad Willie is well worth the price of admittance alone!

'Dead Body Man doesn't live to eat, but KILLS whom he meats!' - Weirdlingwolf.

'Dead Body Man' is on a meaty mission from God!' - Hominid Nocturnas @ Dirty Kunst Video.