'Revenge of The Living Dead Girls' (1986) – Pierre B. Reinhard.

Years ago when I used to fairly regularly rummage about for obscure horror/B-Movie tapes at record fairs, car-boot sales, open-air markets etc, one of my regular, usually reliable sellers asked me what genre I liked more than Euro-Zombie Horror...and I smugly retorted 'Euro-Zombie Horror with extra titties!' Ha!!! I beamed, fairly confident of eliciting a relatively animated snigger from the weirdly inscrutable gentlemen, yet, this liverish cove leaned conspiratorially closer to me and dustily intoned whether I wanted a rare, bootleg copy of the sensationally smutty Gallic schlocker 'Revenge of The Living Dead Girls'? Lorks!!! My modest repartee had backfired, since such a majestically mad thing existed for real!!?? Well, like the ever-loving film-loving fool I still remain, I hastily purchased this generic, unmarked VHS tape, and after hastily wrapping it up in my rumpled Tesco carrier-bag I sallied home cheerily with my B-Movie booty, whereupon I discovered that 'Revenge of The Living Dead Girls' was a reality I would have to wait quite some time to confirm, since this copy appeared to have been transmitted via some rudimentary East German spy satellite, and without access to the specific, no less rudimentary decoder, the heavily pixelated morass swirling before me would forever remain a maddening blur! 

At long last sleazey sin-seeking splatter-celebrants can finally enjoy this audacious, eerily erotic example of grisly Gallic, crimson-splashed, toxicologically titillating Necro-smut in perversely pristine HD quality! Witness in scurrilous clarity these voluptuously vengeful, gruesomely gallivanting ghoulfriends grimly returning from their verminous graves in order to raunchily reek their sublimely sordid retribution in muck maestro Pierre B. Reinhard's gore-iously uninhibited, delightfully dingy display of creepily carnivorous carnal couplings, excruciatingly effective ecoterrorism and exquisitely executed eviscerations guarantee that the morally reprehensible, hedonistic horror-show 'Revenge of The Living Dead Girls' remains one of the more demented examples of ferociously female-led flesh-eating Video-era insanity! 

'Dead girls just wanna have fun too!' - Tor Bronson / 'The Heroic Blood Shed'

'These predatory, post-mortal mistresses are diabolically deadly, drop-dead delicious divas of death!' - Goosey Lucy / BuxomBloodfiends.

'These sinister Skeezers like to meat horny geezers!' - Weirdlingwolf.

'I brake for Zombie Hooters! Whoop!!!! Whoop!!!!' - TarotTramp / VideoVixxxens.