'Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults' (1994) – Devin DeHaven. (VHS).

The somewhat officious sounding title happily belies the enjoyably lurid hyperbole of mirthsome Satanic Panic herein. Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults is arguably essential viewing for the (MSPC) Manic Satanic Panic Completists. Blandly hosted/introduced/talking headed by the duplicitous duo of deadly dullards Gordon L. Coulter, and ex-Satanic high priest, active mulletist Eric Pryor. This provides some exceptionally choice (SPF) Satanic Panic Footage, and a wealth of amusing quotes/misinformation, including gruesomely unsubstantiated claims of grisly torture/infanticide, and being suspended over bubbling vats of acid???!!!!! I'm nervously going to venture out into the park wherein homosexuals and Satanists furtively congregate, making sure to look out for the eerie, tell-tale Occult symbols poorly etched in chalk! It's profoundly unsavoury to witness how the reactionary producers of this abject nonsense so blithely link homosexuality and Satanism, it's quite clear their agenda is entirely suspect, in fact, they just might be dangerously degenerated cultists themselves!!!!Excitingly fuelled by some epically trashy synths, Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults is hysterical, fallaciously fearmongering, gloriously unfiltered metaphysical blarney!