'The Black Dragon's Revenge' (1975) – Tommy Loo Chung.

“Chinese make-up? No, baby, it's the real shit!!!”

Shocked by Bruce Lee's sudden, inexplicable death, rival underworld gangs seek to find out the truth, but they must contend with bullet-paced bruisers, the Black Dragon (Ron Van Clief) and his patherlike partner Charlie Pantera (Charles Bonet). Exploding with all the devastating impact of a depth charge, The Black Dragon's Revenge is higher echelon, brain bombingly ballistic Brucesploitation with dynamic dark destroyer Ron Van Clief!!!!!!

Should you have an overtly porous winkle, suffer from languid liver lag, or endure evil bouts of bum blockage, take your meds before watching The Black Dragon's Revenge as the maniacal rush of endorphins unleashed will dangerously coddle your cerebellum, pulping your brain stem into sinister slag shapes!!!! The Black Dragon's Revenge ably proves my belief that 70s Hong Kong must have been the most dangerous place on earth, as everywhere you turn one can be murderously waylaid by vicious gangs of crazy-mentalist, knife-wielding Kung Fu Killers!!!

“Eating and mating are man's nature!” Aye!!! preferably at the same time, sensei!!!!