'Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh' (1991) - Dean Tschetter.

The fearlessly inventive 'Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh' is not merely a sensationally sanguineous show-reel for supreme splatter-sensation Tom Savini, but a top-ten, gag-heavy, terminally titillating, superlatively strange, gorgeously gore-loaded, bodaciously bloody, fleshly fabulous, eerily Egyptian 90s horror comedy, that didn't so much raise the bloodthirsty B-Movie bar, but savagely shove it down your throat!!!! Yet again, running entirely contrary to the many naysayers, 90s horror delivered some perversely piledriving, diabolically grisly, death-dealing doozies!

 

'Stalk like an Egyptian!'

'I scream for Nicotine!' 

'Nothin' beats 'dat home cookin' y'all!'

'In the 90s they sure knew how to make a hardier windscreen, dude!'

'If I told ya' the secret ingredients I'd have ta' kill ya!'