Adam & Nicole aka Erotic Inferno. (1976) – Trevor Wrenn.

'Oh! Adam, you've made me all wet!'

Featured players: Chris Chitell, Jenny Westbrook, Michael Watkins, Karl Lanchbury, and Jeannie Collings. Directed luridly by Trevor Wrenn. Music: KPM.

I would have got involved with Erotic Inferno at Music: KPM, all the scrumptious soft-core rumpy-pumpy is, of course, no small jiggly parts of the film's slap n' tickled, generously Brut-slathered allure. Plot is mildewed pottage about the reading of rich father's will, his son's excitable willies, and the 'lengths' these randy buggers will go to get their grasping meat-hooks on all his lovely lolly! It is impossible for me to disparage such a boorishly rampant example of 70s Brit-smut, especially one that includes the immortal utterance of 'I'm going to see your boobies, right now!!!', needfully delivered by tiny, yet titanically tantalizing temptress Mary Millington!!!

Like a goodly splatter flick, Adam & Nicole only infrequently let's the paltry chat interfere with the bountiful, if somewhat indifferently mounted bonkage. The pending death of the UK's once flourishing film industry was largely due to a grubby slew of prurient dross like Tony Wrenn's crudely smutty Erotic Inferno. When seen today, with its sublime period fashions, blithe misogyny, prodigious, largely female nudity, and undeniably righteous KPM boudoir funk, it is a bravura, boff-centric artefact from Great Britain's inglorious descent in exploitation grottiness! While any genuine erotica is pointedly absent, much less an inferno, it must be duly noted that Millington's scenes remain teasingly electric!