Violent Shit III - Zombie Doom. (1999) – Andreas Schnaas.
A querulous group of friends anchor their boat on a remote island, populated by bloody tyrant overlord The Meister, his scarred, Anthropophagus-looking henchman, and multitudes of metallically masked, madly machete-wielding maniacs! Swiftly captured, they escape, and are forced to battle black demon ninjas, attack zombies, and The Meister's increasingly disposable minions. With heroic levels of gore, exceedingly bloody martial arts mayhem, and graphically chunk-blowing Zombie insanity, Schnaas has demonstratively upped his game for his relentlessly mental S.O.V splatter grenade Violent Shit 3! Should I ever have the good fortune to meet a horror film neophyte alien, who wanted me to suggest a batso B-Horror bloodbath that luridly expressed all that was best in S.O.V splatter, I would have little hesitation in strongly recommending Schnaas's inventively gruesome kill frenzy Violent Shit 3.
While it wouldn't be entirely correct labelling Zombie Doom as merely being a plotless excuse for unleashing plentiful cheap jack, chop socky carnage, there is an absence of plot, the vivid practical FX are surprisingly sophisticated, including a number of memorably graphic annihilations! Like Halloween before it, Violent Shit goes above and beyond in its 3rd WTF instalment, Schnaas violently concluding his unrepentantly crude splatter trilogy with a ferociously flesh flaying finale! With such boisterously orchestrated slaughter, squib-heavy action, and such appalling dubbing, being almost tantamount to self-sabotage, no fan of trashy horror can be without at least one viewing of the gut-burstingly OTT Zombie Doom, as Schnaas's S.O.V schlock-gun delivers a double-barrelled, body rupturing blast of gratuitous Gore-mongery!
'Violent Shit III arguably remains the most righteously fucked S.O.V Zombie slasher brain fart, that your smarty pants film buddies have never heard of!'
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