Stripped To Kill (1987) – Katt Shea.

Sexy strippers are being brutally slain, the cops, and fellow dancers believe Pockets (Peter Scranton)committed the fell deed, a regular gawker, prone to gifting favoured dancers with a plastic flower. While demonstratively a legit cuckoo bird, but is he a killer? spunky can-do undercover cop Cody (Kay Lenz) thinks otherwise, and stoically shakes her delectable booty as she bravely ferrets out the terrible truth! Right off the bat, whoever came up with the juicy gimmick of producing a supremely saucy slasher with pole-to-pole grinding hotties deserves at least TWO stars on Hollywood Boulevard, and if they additionally suggested the delicious Kay Lenz for the role on the pole, they righteously deserve another!

While the plot/killer is no less conspicuous than Rudolph's brightly crimson Xmas hooter, it doesn't distract the tiniest iota from Stripped To Kill being one of the most perfectly pulchritudinous, and ridiculously entertaining slashers ever made! I can readily accept that many don't share my conviction in Stripped To Kill's flawlessly lurid watchability, NO ONE can legitimately question the fact that firecracker Lenz delivers the finest acting performance of ANY slasher, then, or now, by quite some considerably artful margin! Likeable characters, suspense, slinky suspenders, properly banging 80s choons, bawdy banter, grim pyro deaths, and goddess Kay Lenz!!!!!!! F'N A' RIGHT!!!! Granted, there's been a lot of blood under the bridge, but Stripped To Kill pointedly contains the most beautifully slash-able bodies to have ever been stuffed inside a prop body bag! Hey!!! If y'all don't get wood at least once while watching this banger, it's absolutely time you finally pulled the trigger on that new penis upgrade, you've long been promising yourself!