After a somewhat compromised cyber-mission off-planet, cosmic killer cosmonaut, Jason Voorhees took his sweet bloody time returning to his more familiar stalk n' slash environment of terror-firma and it would seem absence makes the heart grow colder, as the woefully ill-prepared, party-hearty nubiles of viciously volatile 'Camp Crystal Lake' are once again diabolically doomed to suffer the ceaselessly psychotic censure of the 1980s most demonically iconic, murderously malevolent, fearlessly forest-stalking, terminally teen-slashing, majestically machete-wielding, Hockey mask-wearing maniac, Jason Voorhees! - 'Way back in the lurid, horror haze of 1980 a legendary slasher icon was born and in 2009 the man behind the mask is all grown up and is about to tear the trespassing teens of Crystal Lake a new one!' - After 10 interminably long Voorhees-free years Camp Crystal Lake is once again open for business, and, joyously, this particular Jason-obsessed maniac can state unequivocally that Director, Marcus Nispel's somewhat divisive, yet undeniably boisterous, blood-thirsty re-boot can still righteously put our beloved killer's over-sized, skull-crushing boot in pretty hard, mayte! If anything, 'Friday 13th (2009) seems considerably more gruesomely enjoyable today than when I first saw it!