'Big Tits Zombie' (2010) - Takao Nakano.
The teat hits the fan not long after a triumphantly titillating, top-popping trio of titanically-titted, splendidly spunky strippers fatefully discover that languishing malevolently beneath their insalubrious club lurks the hitherto undiscovered portal to the diabolical realm of the ravening undead!!!?? Their rapacious feline curiosity leads our prodigiously perky Pinku protagonists inexorably towards the hyperbolically bloody climax, wherein these heroic, perfectly petite, courageously chainsaw-chastising, pulchritudinous posse of zombie-zapping heroines must endure a grisly Battle Royale against this hellish, hedonistic horde of flesh-fueled, hell-spawned, ferociously female-feasting fiends with respectably riotous results! A joyfully absurd, luridly cartoonish, and deliciously slap-sticky splatter-fest, Takaro Nakano's bawdy, juicily be-jugged, haemoglobin-hyped J-horror hysteria, ‘Big Tits Zombie’ leaves very tittle to the imagination!!!
'Once seen, 'Big Tits Zombie' will forever yield fond B-movie mammaries!' - Weirdlingwolf.
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