‘Caltiki The Immortal Monster’ (1959) - Riccardo Freda/Mario Bava.
Sordidly submerged in still brackish waters, one of the most despicably degenerated, grimly venerated fiends dreams darkly of deliverance. Now furiously awakened from its malign slumbering by archaeological curiosity, all hope is soon lost, as the diabolical Mayan deity's profane hungers MUST be gruesomely appeased! Emancipated from his miasmic sacrificial pool, no quarter shall be given to those who have foolishly transgressed his drear domain, the vengeful terror titan, Caltiki cruelly torments his many victims with nightmarish necromancy and ghoulish, flesh-despoiling maledictions!! Inspirational genre maestros, Riccardo Freda and Mario Bava's hugely atmospheric, immaculately photographed, creepily chiaroscuro 50s creature feature, ‘Caltiki The Immortal Monster’ bloodthirstily boasts one of the more menacingly misshapen monsters, and eerily climaxes in a face-meltingly fiendish finale!
Should you ever be so unfortunate as to witness ‘Caltiki The Immortal Monster’ creeping vilely through the chill corridors of night, it is not long before your living flesh he’ll pitilessly consume! Draw the bed covers tightly about your fearful head! Pray to silent, uncaring gods! Convince yourself that it’s nothing but a dismal dream! But it’s already TOO LATE!!! With Caltiki's dreadful doom upon you, it is your final, dismal fate to horribly succumb to the sinister supernatural lusts of...‘Caltiki the Immortal Monster’!!!! At no other time in mankind’s brief storied history has there ever been such an ungodly, soullessly savage thing let loose upon our defenseless world! Never before, or since, has primitive human science been confronted with such a blasphemously blackened, apocalyptically evil foe! The legacy of this singularly strange Mayan apparition remains unbowed, ‘Caltiki the Immortal Monster’ is KING of the B's!
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