Monday, February 8, 2021

 ‘The Sister Street Fighter Trilogy’.

Like so many other over-giddy, film fans/collectors there have been many gloriously manic movie moments when an especially bonkers film or awesome actor strikes a most thunderous powerful chord, and thereafter galvanizes your interest and then unleashes the subsequent, wholly inevitable fan-boy obsession, and seeing ‘Sister Street Fighter’ for the first time all dem dizzy days ago was no less galvanizing an experience! And it is entirely to, Etsuko Shihomi’s eternal, quick-silver, wall-crawling credit that these phenomenally violent, tibia-trashing, mandible-mangling, freakishly frenetic fight-flicks are no less thrilling to punch-drunk, Kung Fu-loving, fight-freaks today! Aye! ‘Koryu Lee’ (Etsuko Shihomi) is one of my absolute favourite fist-fighting females, the arterial-spraying apex of magisterial, villain-vaporizing, Skell-shattering, fearsomely ferocious, perfectly put together pugilists Toei Studios ever unleashed on an unsuspecting world! After the action-movie gods made, Etsuko Shihomi, she broke the mould herself, ‘KA-BOOOOOOM!!!!’ blithely shattering it with a bodaciously blinding barrage of bellicose, body-blasting fists, and calamitous, creep-crushing kicks, ferociously finishing off the risible remnants by unleashing a signature savage salvo of neck-wrecking, Karate-hardened fists!! ! BOOYAH!!!!!!!!!! Give it up for the querulous queen of bad-guy blasting, drug-lord destroying, Mafia-mashing, B-Movie mania! The deadliest diva of divinely delivered death:  Etsuko Shihomi!!!!!!! ‘The ‘Sister Street Fighter Trilogy’ will deliver considerably more than take away Kung Food for thought; it’s a monstrous bloody banquet of spine-maligning, solar plexus vexing, marvellously maniacal, martial arts insanity!’


'I'm gonna' snap this arm like a Q-Tip!


'No one funk's with the deadly nightshades!'


'Your head my sneakers! Boo-yahhhhh! Call a priest, this Kung Fu faker's gonna meet his maker!'


'I 'aint even tryin', cupcake! BOOOOOM!!!! Exit stage left, baby!'


'Inscrutable!!??? I'll  Inscrutable your face into hash, dingle breath!


'I don't need anyone to tell me how boss this pose is!'

'Nunchaku 'aint just fer Christmas, douche-rag!'  

'Sister Street Fighter give me PMA!'




  
    

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