Monday, February 8, 2021

‘Amazonia: The Catherine Miles Story’ (1985) - Mario Gariazzo.

Even after the flesh-crazed Cannibals tore off her clothes, and the pitiless jungle crudely took away her dignity, she still lived!!! Stripped naked, like some perfect, primordial Eve, she grew strong, entirely reborn in this savage, sweltering mire of roiling, subtropical madness, steely muscles tempered by tormenting travails, her warrior spirit forged upon the searing, white-hot fires of hate, Catherine Miles finally reigned supreme; the maniacal, murderous queen of this most diabolical realm! As in this grisly Green Inferno, no mere man would ever DARE to take away Catherine's machete! Taken as a work of fiction these lurid brutalities might seem wholly unbelievable...it being absolutely true makes these living horrors a monstrous nightmare, Catherine Miles shall never awaken from! ‘Dare you even watch the brutal torment this innocent young girl endured merely to survive in this benighted Amazonian hell, where only the most vicious, cunning beasts shall live to see another day!’


'Cannibal Xerox!'

'Home invasion with a spear is a trip!'

'This has got a strong rootsy, National Geographic vibe, my folk'll dig it!'

'Too old for DiCaprio'

'I sometimes make a face like I'm not having a good time when I'm having a good time, but this 'aint one of those times!'

'Some close quarters crossbow will funk up your world, guy!!'

'Axe and ye shall receive the hand of the lord fall ungraciously upon thee!'

Sweet looking DVD art.






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