'Basket Case' (1982) - Frank Henenlotter.
Bloodthirsty bro, Belial 'ain't exactly pretty, you could say his lunchmeat face is kinda icky, just the sight of it will make the hardiest tummy dicky! Desperate for titty, bestial Belial's lust for poonany has made him a little loony! He's got no goodly graces, viler than a junkies faeces, he'll gore you nasty in the tightest of spaces! Warped from birth, lacking mirth, ugly as sin, this ambulatory morass of tormented flesh frequently making a din, Belial's outsized maw stinking like a neglected offal bin! The tiny, titanically twisted tenant in Room 7 is the neighbour from hell, hell-bent on gruesome revenge, this hateful homunculus hatches murder plots like deadly blood clots, one of the have-nots, rigid muscles bound up in knots, Belial will splatter your living matter like donut batter!I'm a B-Movie 'Basket Case' and I would Belial-ing if I didn't slay how mulch I adored the sadistically savage, sewage-headed, picnic hamper hampered horror antics of this sordid Siamese sibling!First impressions can be deadly, open the Basket Case Blu at your own peril! As what Belials within 'ain't no PC picnic. As the diabolically deformed contents within may prove actively deleterious to your health! Even just a timorous peek could have you bleedin' out for a week! And the merest glance can put ya' in a terminally trance! Heck!!! Even an accidental look at this criminally crippled, flesh-craving Kook can spark you out like Tyson's deadly left hook!
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