'The Mutilator' (1984) – Buddy Cooper.

Following a spectacularly grim, blood-spattered prologue we get to meet our boisterously bar-bopping, perfectly slashable, trash-talking teen idles as they await the fateful call that will transport these fluffy-headed fearlings to their brine-lashed seaside condominium of divinely gruesome, Mark Shostrum curated death!

Once our ceaselessly cackling crew of high-larking Fall Breakers are unsafely ensconced within this rather insalubrious-looking, death concealing domicile, Ed. Jr. (Matt Mitler), Pam (Ruth Martinez), Ralph (Bill Hitchcock), Sue (Connie Rogers), Linda (Frances Raines), Mike (Morey Lampley) boozily butcher a sixer or three, and promptly get frisky with their finely flanked fillies! Their innocently initiated, beer befuddled game of hide-and-seek eerily escalates into one of the more gorgeously grisly Hide-and-Go-Shrieks of the slasher-crazed 80s! In a fearful blink of a blood-spattered eye a perversely psychopathic seaside sadist was bloodily born! Cellar dwelling, maniacally mutilating, trophy mounting, power tool terroriser, Big Ed (Jack Chatham) makes ‘em all dead by means diabolical...By sword...By pick...By Axe...Bye bye! 

Forget about paltry sorority pranks as, Buddy Cooper’s triumphantly lurid teen shredder ‘Fall Break’ is the REAL bloody deal! Just PRAY you don’t ever fall PREY to ‘The Mutilator’, as whenever big Ed goes a’ huntin’, sweet-lookin’ bodies always start ‘a mountin’!!!!!

 

‘WARNING!!! The Mutilator does exactly what it says on the skin!’