'Luther The Geek' (1989) – Carlton J. Albright.

 

No hellacious Halloween gourmet sinner is complete without a gruesomely greasy serving of Carlton J. Albright's Hicksploitation travesty 'Luther The Geek'. This bravura backwood B-Movie bloodbath 'aint for the chicken-hearted, and is gorily guaranteed to leave a foul aftertaste in those without the stomach strong enough for the profane proclivities of iron-jawed carnival creep Luther Watts! More addictive than the Colonel's secret recipe, this ferociously feral, finely feathered freak show is all about the free-range rage, dude!! A deliriously strange, backwood-barmy flesh-flayer, and might well be the moist sordidly satisfying squeal y'all have all Geek! Gut-burstingly funnier than the 'Beverly Killbillies', and more sinisterly satisfying than freshly slayed cannibal canapé, this red-neck mean, far from bucolic horror scene is one rigidly toothsome terror treat that is well worth pecking up! While some less charitable folks have said 'Luther The Geek' stinks up the yard like a month old fly-blown turkey, but I sincerely feel that this grisly good, scurvy-headed splatter platter has the sinfully savoury aroma of Troma that all truly demented epicureans of Eggstreme horror could never resist! With its scintillatingly skeezoid carny sensibilities and terrifically trashy theatrics, 'Luther The Geek' is a clucking disgrace! But be warned!!! This Hellectrifying Hick has a majorly warped thing for the chicks!