'Immoral Tales' (1973) - Walerian Borowczyk.

Maestro Borowczyk's unbridled bonk-fest is a super-sensual, rut-drenched bacchanal without president, an exultantly exquisite erotic cornucopia that effectively removes all the calcified clag of celluloid mediocrity to garishly expose the pinkly fulminating fecundity within! And if a perspicaciously prurient, permissively pleasurable plenitude of flank-pounding pulchritude is your thing, these eloquently 'Immoral Tales' are robust enough to revive latterly somnolent libidos! Luridly lissome licentiousness as erotically expressed nubile art, sinfully sensationalist sacrilege, spectacular sapphic saturnalia, orgiastic onanism, and triumphantly tumescent legumes cavort uninhibitedly in vivid film-maker Walerian Borowczyk's lustfully kaleidoscopic, envelope flushing sin scintillator of transcendently uninhibited exotica! And the only genuine immorality is in not actively worshipping this sublimely risqué, relentlessly ribald risk taker! Get plugged deep into 'Immoral Tales' and riotously re-charge your previously depleted love Báthory! Stickier than pope on a rope, fleshier than Fellini's Satyricon, this beautifully photographed, lushly decorous, exotically-endowed phantasmagoria is the moist fun you can have with your slippers on! Sheer unfiltered cosmic priapism!