'Absurd' (1981) – Joe D'Amato.

Fiercely independent genre film-maker, prolific purveyor of salacious sinema, and hugely gifted DP, the majestically macabre movie maestro Joe D'Amato demonstratively increased his lurid legend with his head-drillingly demented, bestially bonkers, eye-ball poppingly grisly 80s splatter-fest 'Absurd' (1981) an excessively horrific home invasion chunk-blower entirely worthy of its tabloid-endowed 'Video Nasty' appellation! This non-stop blood-spattered barrage of lividly Limb-lopping, face-frying celluloid shock-tactics stars that retrograde alpha slayer without peer George Eastman! This towering titan of tibia-trashing terror, the sultry sultan of celluloid savagery shines brightly as the skull-sawingly sinister icon of emotive evisceration in D'Amato's gut-swilling, grindhouse favourite! Watching the uncommonly unhinged, magisterially maniacal, murderously-muscular apocalyptically angry anthropoid deliriously dispatching his hopelessly overwrought victims with such audaciously gruesome industry is always a sublimely sanguinary sensation for any who share my junk-movie jaded, gore-adoring sensibilities!

The recent, and beauteously restored 88 Films Blu-ray edition is an exhilaratingly eerie,  exquisitely edifying event of great B-movie magnitude, this bravura Blu-ray Bobby Dazzler generously includes the entirely splendid  'Video Nasties' gore-glossary for some additionally piquant information on vintage gore lore, should any splatter mad hatters be remotely interested in reading such a scurrilously sadistic, luridly printed lexicon of video-rage doom! 'Absurd' is an insanely entertaining, tyrannically tasteless, fiendishly ferocious, boisterously body bag stuffing 80s Italian horror masterpiece!! In the kingdom of the B-Movie blind, George Eastman is king!!!' (I'm not exactly sure what the latter means, mayte, but I just 100% LOVE the big-chested love lug!)