'Night Train Murders' (1975) – Aldo Lado.
Esteemed Giallo master, Aldo Lado's wantonly warped, tripped-out, whistle-stop terror trip 'Night Train Murders' is a luridly locomotive, cruelly cherry popping, cross-country crazy, first class creep-fest that grimly finds two innocent schoolgirls undertake a fateful nocturnal journey that playfully begins in the benign bustling environs of a Munich station, and gruesomely terminates in the blackest depths of hell itself! Only those seasoned Euro-cult freaks with steel-lined stomachs should board this blisteringly bellicose, boundary crossing freight train of flesh-flaying fright!
The doomed girls plans for a cosy Christmas family reunion are soon savagely shattered by these psycho-sexualized, teen-tormenting terror thugs! Nightmarishly trapped within a blackened compartment of hyperbolic, horror-hyped hedonism, the degenerated duo of morally dilapidated death dealers, Blackie (Flavio Bucci), and, Curly (Gianfranco de Grassi), along with the malevolently matriarchal, terminally twisted blond conspirator, Macha Meril, have themselves a preternaturally perverse soirée that all too inevitably goes gorily off the rails! With an eerie score by maestro, Ennio Morricone, fear-master, Aldo Lado's stark, claustrophobic shocker, 'Night Train Murders' is a fast track to terror that makes 'The Last House on The Left' look like 'Little House on the Prairie'! Never before in the annals of extreme horror has an audience been so cruelly exposed to such vile unfiltered sadism, so all who enter the auditorium do so entirely at their own risk! The alarming reports of distressed cinema patrons succumbing to severe bouts of nausea, or even suffering from a profound hysteria after viewing, 'Night Train Murders' have NOT BEEN EXAGGERATED!!!!!!
'This locomotive, gleefully sadistic Euro-Shockers will derail even the most resolute sensibilities!' - Weirdlingwolf.
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