'The Winter Soldier' (2016) – Joey Curtis.

In the headier daze of video rentals I made the brief acquaintance of this shifty looking lemon squeezer called Felton Johnson, and this squirrelly scrote-bag 100% lived for low budget, high-ordinance 90s action movies, he hungrily consumed the hypertrophic he-man B-Movie fare of Matthias Hues, Billy Blanks, Olivier Gruner, and Brian Bosworth like sinfully salty pork rinds; he breathed Albert Pyun, and exhaled Lorenzo Lamas, and Felton might have dug hard on a frost-bitten fight flick like 'The Winter Soldier'. I've watched it twice thus far, once sober, and the following time with a little help from my frothy friends, and, for me at least, sobriety greatly impeded my enjoyment of this so-so dystopian Sci-Fighter. Happily, there are a perfectly perky pair of severely scrumptious looking ice bunnies to momentarily thaw out the relentlessly glum narrative of this gun-happy gang of Gung Snow, wintry warriors relentlessly hunting down some rogue slap-headed super soldier running amok in some wintry Armageddon it makes for a reasonably watchable pulpy Sci-Fi time-waster, but it's certainly snow classic, dude! If y'all dig on hinkey neon holograms, gnarley-looking laser rifles, feisty, take no shizz Tank Girl bad lasses with spiky, closely cropped tresses, and a helluva lotta ice; we're talkin' upstairs, downstairs, Santa up ya' beard, as far as the ice can see ice, this bitterly cold actioner might just suffice. Joey Curtis's noble effort is also known as '2307: Winter's Dream', which may, or may not help you groove on these gloomy, glacier-set, ice rage Sci-fi shenanigans a little more! Oh! And did I mention the hotties?