'Children of The Corn III' : Urban Harvest' (1995) – James D.R Hickox.

While the initial 'Children of the Corn' trilogy may not exactly be regarded as the most beloved terror triumvirate in horror history, it might be fair to say that the first instalment in this fitfully fabulous Folk Horror series still maintains a vociferous following among diehard 80s  horror fans. Sadly, the splendidly silly sequels seem all but forgotten, or, when snarkily remembered, they are often disparaged, with sly sarcasm taking the place of any ready constructive wit, but in their own bizarrely bonkers, beastly boisterous way they remain fun, undemanding, generously splattery B-Horrors, and James D.R Hickox's fertile fright-flick 'Children of The Corn III': Urban Harvest' gruesomely yields an especially fruitful batch of blood-thirsty murder mites!

Two amusingly weird, dispossessed kids from cursed Gatlin are adopted by benign, upwardly mobile Chicago suburbanites, but once the irritatingly pious Joshua (Ron Melendez) successfully grows his preternaturally perky, demonically delicious corn in an appropriately creepy abandoned warehouse close to the swanky family abode, the apocalyptically hateful, adult-harvesting 'He-who-walks-behind-the rows' wickedly waxes to maniacal maturity and grievously goes about his brimstone-bolstered business of bloodily butchering age-transgressing adults who deign to darken his ferociously fertile crop of diabolically death-dealing corn, thereafter malevolently massacring the middle-aged, assiduously annihilating aunties, and gleefully goring grannies for ecologically sound, theologically toxic, and morally unsound reasons!

'Children of The Corn III' : Urban Harvest' 'aint kiddin', mister! It remains a supernaturally sinister, spleen-fingered, eugenically eerie, shock-seeded sequel that generously delivers a grisly crop of corn-fed, B-Movie goofiness!' - Weirdlingwolf@Dirty Kunst Video.