'Christmas Evil' (1980) – Lewis Jackson.
Unholy Jingle Hells!!!! I've just found my new sexy-psycho Santa love-papi! The ferociously festive slasher 'Christmas Evil' ain't snow joke, dude! As this sinisterly slashing Santa gave me a X-rated Xmas chubby!!! Harry lives each slay like it was Christmas Day! With his rotund, blood-crimson belly, and the frosty terror twinkle in his die, heroically hateful Harry turns my trembling knees to jelly as his sicko Santa savagely carves up yet another screaming Turkey!!! If y'all have poor body hygiene, and persistently peek at dirty books, ya gonna get a filthy black mark in Santa Baby's good book, he'll leave ya' something evil under the tree, a stinking handful of wormy gizzards, or a plateful of poopy mud-pie! 'Christmas Evil' is the grisly gift that just keeps on shiving...a sublimely satanic, Santa slashing stocking chiller!!! So, to guarantee your family a perfect fright Christmas, and a stab-happy new fear you gotta be REAL bad; Shish kebab Sally's Shih Tzu, spike Sissy's Succotash with strychnine, malevolently masticate mommy's mastodon, and diabolically drench daddy's dentures in Drano!!!
'Just make sure you don't watch this seasonal slasher all by your Elf, as Yule drop a far from festive log in your shorts!!!!!' - Weirdlingwolf.
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