'Anna' (2019) – Luc Besson.
While oft said,
rarely does the epithet of 'style over substance' fit so snugly than
on action-maestro Luc Besson's neon-slinky, if somewhat spurious update of his game-changing
'Nikita', this time adding a Red Squared soupçon of 'Red
Sparrow' to sensually spice up the gratuitously gun-smoked ragu! Happily, said sublimely
fleshly substance comes in the appetizingly lissome guise of skinprickingly sexy, sharp-shooting super-babe Sasha Luss who exquisitely eye-candies the hot-flushing
phook out of 'Anna'! Should viewers share my insatiable fetish
for hyper-violent actioners with lava-hot, fleet-fisted femme fatales, laying gory waste to all in a cathartic crimson squall of
bellicose, bullet-shredded bloodshed, the familiar plot will play a
timorous second fiddle to the flashy femme-led carnage! I
absolutely adore it, but I'm a lifelong rabid sicko for unexpurgated 4G, baby! ('Gnarly Glamour Girl Gunplay'). I don't ever like to end on a bum
note, but Éric Serra's middling score simply didn't ring my bell, fortuitously, the
marvellous supporting cast, gorgeous locations, and operatic, whirlwind wicked, 'Wick'-stiffening
slaughter in the bistro struck all the righteously noisome power chords!
'Divinely delivered death always looks better in 4G, baby! (Gnarly Glamour Girl Gunplay!)' - TerrorTarot / BuxomBloodfiends.
















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