'Cannibal Ferox' (1981) – Umberto Lenzi.

While, perhaps, still a little too flavoursome for the timorously trivial TikTok Tofu-tricksters of the world, the humidly hateful, horrifically human harvesting, juicily junk-hacking, intestinally fortified Grindhouse chunk-blower 'Cannibal Ferox' ultimately proved itself to be a remarkably prescient Video Nasty, wherein pre-eminent Giallo maestro Umberto Lenzi not only spawned a gruesomely censor-baiting micro-genre, but he ALSO penetratingly predicted the world-wide trend for body piercing!!!! But sadly, the universal acceptance of a nationally syndicated brain-eating marathon still remains a frustratingly taboo subject! Splatter mad-hatters should 'Stay Tuned'!!! As next week I will finally reveal how I lost over 2 stone by using my 100% healthy hominid, Cannibal Ferox-inspired sinfully silky cerebellum smoothies!!!! Wholly organic brain food that cuts the weight like a laser scalpel! 'Cannibal Ferox' is so much more than a splatter classic, it's a slice of life, dude!'