'She-Devils on Wheels' (1969) H.G Lewis.
These ferociously freaked-out,fearlessly free-wheeling, flesh-flaying felines are wheely far-out, feral Man-Eaters! Hopped-up Heavenly bodies, Hog-wild for sin, their blackened Kitty Kat claws deliciously deep in all manner of diabolical depravity! The She-Devils boorishly break their more-than willing studs in the scum-soaked saddle! and should you ever have the grave misfortune to cross these maniacal, Motorcycle murder-mad, rectum-wrecking wastoids, these vehicular vanquishing vixens will morbidly masticate your manhood for a perverse, post-coital snack! These insatiably anti-social, speed craving, testosterone trashing, sociopathic stiletto savages will drive you to the very brink of insanity! Morbidly Malign Man-Eaters who think nothing of terminally tantalizing your tumescence with an Amazonian avidity! They sure 'aint nobodies mama! Their livid loins dangerously aflame with desperately dismal desires! As only the stupidly brave or mentally deranged would dare to take a ride between the bloody streets of the monumentally Man-Eaters! Hell's very own Harley humping harlots,'She-Devils on Wheels' will take you on one redline reckless, titanically tweaked terror-trip you won't soon forget! So, Buckle up, Baby Blue! These bellicose, bike riding banshees are baying for your blood! Married to mania, divorced from reality! 'She-Devils on Wheels' are an Unchained malady!!!!'
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