'Slithis' (1978) – Stephen Traxler.
No
fiendishly fission formed, sinisterly scaled screen monster has ever slayed quite so splendidly as fearfully foamy, deep sea sadist
Slithis! Luridly lurching out of the suppurating canal detritus like some slitherously spawned, hungrily skin-shredding
savage, the degenerated Venice Beach denizens are all grimly destined for
a moist despicably Slithic Doom! Since this murderously mutated, bloodthirsty
bipedal behemoth has morbid appetites infinities beyond your wildest
imaginings! Half man, half fish, and fully fiendish! Slithis is 100%
pure terror!!! This monstrously macabre manifestation of grossly
mutated meat is one of the more anthropologically antisocial,
ecologically evangelising 1970s schlockers! 'Slithis' remains a global
warning for all mankind, since our rabidly toxic, incautiously consumerist culture has
fatefully self-initiated its very own sewer-spawned apocalypse!!!!!
And Creature feature impresario Stephen Traxler's perversely prescient, atomically
astringent anti-hero 'Slithis' is far more than we callow celluloid sinners
deserve! In this fright-lite, miserably mediocre, garbage-garlended epoch, the
vengefully cruel cryptid 'Slithis' is still righteously 'taking out' the
trash! 'Take care, it's gill or be killed in the 1970s silt-suckingly slimy sludge-fest 'Slithis!'
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