'The Toxic Avenger' (1984) – Michael Herz / Lloyd Kaufman.
With the monotonous Marvel Chronic Universe heading inevitably towards creative entropy, it's high-time for humanity to set an upliftingly chucklesome course for the stellar celluloid constellation of Tromaville!!! I've ALWAYS got time for the timelessly traumatic, tastefully tawdry thrill of 80s schlock titan Toxie! With our ailing planet becoming increasingly more toxic, a vote for mythically mutated mop boy Melvin, the dweeby ex-janitor turned chemically-enhanced crusader is a winning vote for freedom!!! The cumbrous creature's malign countenance belies a generous, unconditionally loving heart and saintly, incorruptible soul! This neighbourly, selflessly city cleansing, unconventionally handsome, head-knockingly heroic, sin-slaying super-citizen actively remains the ultimate proactive eco-warrior! An evergreen, bulletproof B-Movie icon, wholly impervious to the evil environmental chicanery of party politics, Troma's legendarily lurid champion of the downtrodden denizens of Tromaville will most manfully mop up the criminal underworld, and courageously clean up all those darkly duplicitous subhuman dregs stinking out the White House!
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