'Dead Snow' (2009) - Tommy Wirkola.
The icepick cool Norwegian splatter-cavalcade 'Dead Snow' gorily unleashes an exhilarating avalanche of spine-freezing terror! This perversely piste-off, soullessly scavenging squad of long dead, sordidly suppurating SS savages explodes in a mountaintop massacre of mountainously mad zombie slaughter! And you won't ski 'em coming until it's too late! 'Dead Snow' is a blood-thirsty blitzkrieg of ski bunny butchery, glacial gut-spillage, and frost-bitten, body cavity cannibalizing calamity!
Generously Goring, Tommy Wirkola's delirious death-fest delivers a fearsome flurry of shuddersome Alpine fright, as true evil snows no boundaries! The hateful Standartenführer Herzog is a diabolically decayed, decade dead, dutifully demented, far-right, death-dealing Fokker, a uniquely twisted tyrant with an iron will, busted grill, and uncommonly lurid lust to kill!!! 'Dead Snow' is a cold-blooded video Nazi! These maniacal, mankind massacring military misfits still don't give a flying Messerschmitt for the Geneva convention! Murderously malign, bile drooling berserkers hell-bent on the gruesome destruction of these high altitude, party hearty holidaymakers! The persistently predatory proclivities of these rotten-headed Wehrmacht zombies cut's Reich to the bone!
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