'Blood Diner' (1988) - Jackie Kong.
There's only ever spleen ONE perfectly perverse place for the 'sin crowd' to MEAT
new friends and kill more than time on Hallowe'en, and that is at Jackie Kong's
all-fright cannibal café!' With necrobiotic cuisine, fear-fortified artisan slimes, vampire aged steaks, Alien Belly-Buster BBQ, plus their enchilada entrails, morbidly mildewed maggotballs, and Toenail Tacos are maniacally Moorish, Jackie Kong's enthusiastically eviscerating eatery 'Blood Diner' offers wholly organic, plasma-packed dining for gore-guzzling gourmands of all ages!!!
Not forgetting Blood Diner's house specialities, Zesty Zombie Bellini, sinfully screamy cerebellum smoothies, ghoulishly groovy Gorgonzola Cola, complimentary cannibal cocktails, and the award-winning, gut-churned cadaver pale ale, and you'll wanna SLAY all night! - Hell Teeth!!! Y'all 'aint EVER been stuffed silly until you gleefully gobble up some howlingly hot chilli willy!!!! 80s scream cuisine classic 'Blood Diner' remains the ONLY B-Movie barf-fest where YOU can be the dish of the day!!! The Big Whooper's a party pooper!!! The Big Mac's whack!!! KFC is a bad yolk!!! but you'll just DIE when you see who our master chef can knock up with his 'Big Chopper'!! Why continue to go hungry on Jump-Scare baloney, when you can pig out upon B-Movie maestro Jackie Kong's satisfyingly thick n' gooey slice of uncut 80s horror ham!!!!
'Jackie Kong generously dishes out gut-bustin' gore gags in all you can meat B-Movie banquet 'Blood Diner!' - Weirdlingwolf / Dirty Kunst Video.
'80s splatter still matters!' - Rosalba Demented / GialloGoblin.
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