Saturday, October 1, 2022

'Hardcase & Fist' (1989) - Tony Zarindast.
 
I'm currently pleasantly re-grooving on some underrated, yet PRIMO-CUT Ted Prior muscle-headed he-man heroics!!! Titanium-thewed Ted be one blissfully bellicose, buff-looking, picture perfect pretty boi!!!!! YAAASSSSS!!! I just had me a 'prior' engagement with some bodaciously bugged-out B-Movie buffoonery!!! Ha!!!!! - 'Enjoyably embiggen your sniggers!!!!! Surrender yourself to a sublime symphony of stupendously cracked celluloid smirkage!!!! Languish luxuriously before lashings of lurid, lunk-headed laffs!!! And UNLEASH the kraken of chucklesome Kung Fool calamity!!!!!' Double down on your dextrous death-dealing with Tony Zarindast's bulletproof 80s B-Movie beatdown, 'Hardcase & Fist' (1989)!!!
 









 
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