'Night of The Demon' (1980) - James C. Wasson.
Beloved Big Foot fetishist, James C. Wasson's undeniably glorious, gut-guzzlingly gruesome cryptid creepshow will gorily grab you by the short & curlies! The notoriously nut-knobbling creature feature 'Night of The Demon' (1980) features one of the most aggressively antisocial anthropoids in grindhouse horror history, this evilly enraged, gruesomely gallivanting, sinisterly salivating, wantonly Wiener yanking Yeti will sordidly splatter your intestines against the wall like piping hot spaghetti! If y'all only ever sasquatch one bloodthirsty, teeth gnashingly grisly Big Foot Fright Flick just do make sure it's cult 80s video nasty 'Night of The Demon' (1980) as it's the ONLY Sasquatch Splatter movie that really matters!'
'No stomach is ever unchurned by the savagely sleeping bag slinging, Junk-Jacking, flesh-flying ferocity of this hirsute, unharmonious, human-hating hominid!' - Weirdlingwolf.
'Forget King Dong, the permanently pissed off, plasma-producing primate in 'Night of The Demon' is the peen punishing prince of pain!' - Rosalba Demented.
'Grab your nuts before ya lose em, as this carnivorous cryptid is known to turn a bangin' buck into a crippled camel toe!!!' - Villanous Vulva/ Spinal Whirls.
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