Tuesday, December 27, 2022

'Hell High' (1987) – Douglas Grossman.

'Stink-haunted Bogs'!!! Bodacious Boobie Doubles!!! Teacher Terrorizing Teens!!! Sexy Sinister Synths!!!! All Topped up with some grisly, profoundly edifying estrogen-soaked savagery!!! If THAT doesn't wet your warped whistle then you certainly won't dig on gnarly 80s swamp slime spattered High School horror shocker, 'Hell High'! 

The conspicuously cruel, prank-playing student, Dickens (Christopher Stryker), wanted to give his uptight teacher a fearsome fright, but upon that fateful bloody night, the vengeful, Miss Storm (Maureen Mooney) put up a hellacious fight, and promptly switched off his f'n lights!!!!!' Douglas Grossman's engaging, and surprisingly atmospheric High School screamer is a FAR better watch than its relative obscurity suggests, and winningly has one of 80s horror most spectacularly creepazoid climaxes!!! 80S horror has always been one of my more relentless obsessions, and the exploitation enthusiasts at Arrow Video have done splatter mad hatters like me a great service by lovingly restoring this hysteria-laden home-invasion gem to its former gory! 

'Like 'Class of 1984' with bad hair, and better boobies, y'all be spittin' on your own grave if you miss out on 'Hell High'!!!'Weirdlingwolf.

 









 

 

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