'Class of Nuke 'em High' (1986) – Lloyd Kaufman & Michael Herz.

Permanently irradiate your B-Movie boredom by exposing your funny bone to the triumphantly trashy, toxically tittersome, terminally Tromatizing, luridly lowbrow 80s High School schlocker 'Class of Nuke 'em High'(1986). The entire student body has gone septic, and while the deliberately demonic delinquents of Nuke 'em High 'aint exactly bright, these atomic punks glow in the dark like nasty minded, nihilistically nucleated nincompoops!!! These faculty flaying freaks certainly won't live to graduate, but their insanely inventive extracurricular fatalities do them credit, proving that these radioactive reprobates have greatly improved their perversely perpetrated proclivities!!! So, if majestically mental melt movies make you moist, you just can't lose, as Team Troma's infectiously insane 80s teen creamer 'Class of Nuke 'em High' is gonna make your cooze ooze!!!!!!! Scholastically backward, socially sociopathic, morbidly photogenic, these permanently pus-drooling deadbeats know how to have a good slime!!! Funnier than 'Chernobyl'!!! hotter than 'The China Syndrome'!!! and glossier than pig vomit!!! this riotously retrograde, gratuitously Tromatic technicolor trash-fest remains a fabulously filthy, spleen churningly silly, wantonly witless, gruesomely funny example of Troma's immaculately bad taste!    

'These murderously matriculating, miserably melt-faced, faculty-flaying, silt-brained, sewage-sucking sadists are on a fission from god!!!' - Weirdlingwolf.