'Evils of The Night' (1985) – Mardi Rustam.

Grizzled Girl-grabbing goobers, Aldo Ray and Neville Brand sleaze their far from sober way through, Mardi Rustam's hilariously schlocky Low-Fi slasher Sci-fi fubar 'Evils of The Night'. Ailing aliens, headed by a frail, appropriately cadaverous-looking, John Carradine seek to replenish their ageing Extra terrestrial platelets by sinisterly siphoning off the vivacious plasma of oversexed, conspicuously nubile, boner-inducing beach bunnies! Hey!!! I can dig that, baby!

This appetisingly odoriferous Sci-Horror cheddar-fest approaches the apogee of mesmerizingly dopey 'Plan 9 From Outer Space' lunacy! Rustam's skeevily spaced out shenanigans melds sporadic T&A, dinge-lord dialogue, fitful fireside grab assing, haemoglobin high jinks, and goofball thesping with unfailingly chucklesome results! Cosmically craptastic, 'Evils of the Night' is persistently laugh-out-loud funny in ways legit comedies all-too rarely are. It must also be said, sultry siren, Julie Newmar was lookin' pretty disco in her leggy Buck Rodgers threads! Fans of 'The Astro-Zombies','Inseminoid' and abusers of hallucinogenic compounds will groove the hardest to the enjoyably unfiltered idiocy of it all!