Sunday, June 4, 2023

 'The Beauties and The Beast' (1973) Ray Nadeau.

'The story you are about to see could be true!'

Before proceeding, I would just like to advise viewers of a more sensitive disposition that this untamed, animalistic creature feature contains explicit scenes of a lusty Yeti getting sweaty with a beautiful bevvy of bare-backing, blithely backpacking Betties! Seeking their fleshly frolics in a bucolic mountaintop haven, these horny hippies very soon find themselves in a bit of a toe jam, as this babe hunting Big Foot proves himself a bit of a stone-age ham! 

 

I have nothing but the highest regard for top heavy temptress, Uschi Digard, this sultry Swedish squeeze, built to please, gets this voyeuristic Abominable Snowman conspicuously hard! This cooze-crazed cryptid haunts the impenetrable green belt, this mythical beast, always sin heat, turned on wildly by funky feline heat! Ray Nadeau's amiable backwoods nudie cutie's heroically hirsute hippified hi jinks comedically provides some more than acceptable softcore Sasquatch slap n' tickle! One of the appropriately hairy troubadours in the cast performs a ditty with an especially memorable refrain: 'This gypsy mountain madness running through my brain! makes me do the things I do, lord! it makes me feel inane!' Amen!









 

 

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