Saturday, July 15, 2023

'Vampire Sisters' (2004) – Joe Ripple.

Right off the bat these voluptuous Vampire Sisters got hella B-Movie clout, being written, produced, and photographed into luridly low budget afterlife by Indie splatter icon, Don 'Nightbeast' Dohler! A titillating trio of top-heavy, blood-hungry vamps utilize their fetishistic website to indulge their bloodily nefarious appetites! These buxom bloodsuckers cash-generous fans all receive intimate 'bonuses' which leaves them altogether breathless! With bodacious blood spatter, cheese ball chatter, trashy T&A, and a crown teasing cameo from celebrated cult Thespian, George Stover, no schlock-seeking skeeve should miss out on Ripple's delightfully douchy DTV delirium! Gaudy, camp, and uproariously silly, the terminal travails of these toothsome terror tramps delivers an enjoyably retrograde backalley B-Movie melange of latter-day Rollin, Franco & Ted V. Mikels! 'Vampire Sisters' is a cheap n' cheerful chip off the old schlock!

 











 

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