Monday, May 13, 2024


'Kiss of the Tarantula (1975) - Chris Munger.

'I woz a pretty F'd up kid, I never felt shame by all the bad stuff I did, the goriest roadkill flipped my lid, and my very first love was a fuzzy-assed arachnid!'

'One fine day I met a pale girl with hair like honey, and when she smiled her crooked smile, my tummy jumped kinda funny! On our first date she kissed me so deeply it knocked me out cold like  a kiss from a tarantula!'


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