Thursday, June 20, 2024

'Critters Attack' (2019) – Bobby Miller.

After a prolonged cosmic absence, these grotesque-looking galactic gut munchers have returned to earth, and they are very, VERY hungry!! A picturesquely sleepy college town is gruesomely overrun by these hirsute, human harvesting hate-balls, until a squabbling quartet of High Nooning kids, and a fully Ripley'd up Dee Wallace courageously thwart this grisly, Critter spawned Armageddon!!! Granted, it sounds absolute pants, but, it proved unexpectedly joyous watching these fiendishly flesh-eating, fuzzy-faced fritters get well and truly battered! I thought Drea (Tashiana Washington) was a splendidly sympathetic Critter slayer, and the vengeful Sushi chef took 'em down like a boss!!! The madly adorbs Mogwai Queen, and rocking non-CGI practical FX are what ultimately won me over to this one, dude!!!

 


 



 

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