Monday, June 10, 2024

'Go Ask Alice' (1973) - John Korty.

A pallid, introspective 15 yr old blonde turns on, tunes out, and sweetly scribbles out her Drug-Fried id in her diary. Drugs are rilly bad, m'kay!! Righteous tunes, and a rail-thin Carradine with stoner god hair. The End. Hey!!!! I just wanted to bask in some vintage voluminous-hair-era Shat, okay!!! Is 'Go Ask Alice a cult? Mmmmmmm??? Too popular? Does Andy Griffith's stolid presence strongly preclude it from ever being seen as a cult? Why do I phooken care, man? Because I'm manifestly the kinda downward-spiralling vidiota that frequently obsesses about such TV pop culture ephemera! Absolutely NOT AT ALL keen on seeing Shat inna skeevey Tash!!!! YIKES!!!!!!!! The fuzzy-wuzzy last scene with wholesome Joel coming back to Alice at her birthday party got me all gushy lachrymose, but I'm worthless and weak. Why are heck are super-earnest 70s ABC Movie of the Week's so rad???? I'm being rhetorical, 'natch, but if someone legit knows the answer, I'm all ears, dude! and I'd genuinely like to see the word 'FINK' daubed on more school lockers.

 





 

 

 

 

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