'How To Make a Monster' (1958) Herbert L. Strock.

Being so ignominiously sacked causes famous monster maker Pete Drummond (Robert H. Harris) to go immediately batso bonkers, and grimly enact a murderous revenge utilising his singular set of sinister skills! Placing two horribly unsuspecting actors into a hoodoo trance, Drummond evilly commands his wickedly compliant, immaculately made-up monsters to diabolically DESTROY the studio heads who wronged him so egregiously! 'How To Make a Monster' does exactly what it says on the tin of poisoned greasepaint, luridly made up monsters run gruesomely amok in Herbert L. Strock's exhilarating 50s meta monster mayhem 'How To Make a Monster'. I still get a powerful kick out of watching this death-dealing duo of berserk, bulbous-eyed, Blood-thirsty behemoth and his hideously hirsute, howlingly hateful, carnage creating cohort!

Warning: please DO NOT attempt to replicate any of the hyped up horrors you witness in this gruesomely ghoul-garlanded, sensationally crimson-splashed celluloid spectacular!!! These superlatively shriek smothered sequences are performed by professional monster makers, and any attempt to do so would be very, very silly indeed!

“Boy!!!! When Pete makes 'em up, it's for REAL!!!!”