'Night Feeder' (1988) – Jim Whiteaker.

A grisly spree of increasingly weird murders confounds the police, and plucky freelance reporter Jean's (Kate Alexander) persistent investigations fatefully attracts the unsavoury attentions of this strange, cerebellum slurping fiend!!! While the performances and technical aspects aren't especially polished, this gaudy admixture of unleavened goofiness, sporadic outbursts of gooey splatter and over earnest amateur dramatics intermittently won me over! A rudimentary Casio-centric score, the narcoleptic acting of Victoria (Cintra), and the gorgeous Faces of Death autopsy are just three of the more luridly appetising aspects of Night Feeder. Personally, I think there should be far more films about ravenously brain sucking mutants! In summation, this quite clearly suffers from its more tepid interludes, yet with less superfluous chat, minus the excruciating band, and with a greatly increased titty count plus more slimy brain sucking, I could have massively loved Night Feeder! 'How can a human brain cavity be emptied through an eye socket?' Should this macabre question arouse your morbid curiosity, then do watch the momentarily mental S.O.V Body Horror Night Feeder to discover the killer's splatacularly squirrelly modus operandi.

 'That eulogy was straight out of a horror movie!'